Handsome boy: Hey, what’s up
Me:….?
*Me*: ….is..is he talking to me?….nah I don’t think so… I…I’m too ugly..and fat…
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- Me : *washes my face frequently*
- Me : *washes my makeup off completely*
- Me : *uses face masks to care for my skin*
- Me : *drinks water to stay hydrated*
- Me : *moisturizes*
- Skin : *allows one tiny pimple to show*
- Me : You ungrateful fucking child. How dare you. After all I've given you, this is how you repay me?
- <p> <b>Every person practically ever when I tell them my illnesses:</b> have you tried dieting and exercise? (-:<p/><b>Me:</b> no that's never occurred to me ever, you just healed me<p/></p>
I have gotten so used to the pain that sometimes I don’t even realize that my back is hurting.
Doctor: Are you in pain now?
Me: wait let me check real quick.
* 2 seconds later*
Me: Yeah it hurts
Doctor:😑
me: *pulls out a piece of gum*
everyone within a 30 mile distance: cAN i HAvE A—
me: bitch this is my breakfast, lunch and dinner get ya own
me: *will binge up to 6000 calories*
also me: regular coke is 140 calories? mm no sweetie that’s too much
me : * obviously feeling guilty after a binge *
my dad : yknow maybe you should learn self control
me : * still feeling guilty but is slightly triggered now *
my stomach: *growls*
me: *hasn’t eaten anything in two days*
me: shut the fuck up. you are only thirsty
Me with others: You’re perfect the way you are!! You don’t need to change to be beautiful! you already are!!!
Me with myself: You’ll only be pretty if you lose ten more pounds haha ok thanks bye fatty